Deep Thoughts
I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
Jack Handey Is the Envy of Every Comedy Writer in America
One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.
You can accomplish anything
You can accomplish anything in life, provided that you do not mind who gets the credit.
-Harry S. Truman